THE BLINDERS: ‘FANTASIES OF A STAY AT HOME PSYCHOPATH’

The Blinders release their second album. Alan Neilson reviews.

What are the chances of releasing an album called ‘Fantasies of a Stay At Home Psychopath’ at the exact moment in time when the world is forced to stay at home? 

The Blinders’ second album was due to be released in May, right at the height of lockdown in the UK, but was delayed due to difficulties in guaranteeing pressing and shipping in time for the original release date, as well as not being able to play live and promote the album with live shows.

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All of the tour supporting the album was cancelled and rescheduled for September**, which even now seems a little optimistic at best, and unlikely at worst, when pockets of the country enter further localised lockdowns. As pubs begin opening, live venues are some way off being ready post-pandemic… if there ever is such a thing. **(scroll down for new dates in 2021)

As the album was recorded at the end of 2019, its title is a scary coincidence rather than prophetic, but the subject matter as before on ‘Columbia’ still draws from social commentary and current affairs, as well as the ever more likely approaching dystopia.

The album starts off in true Blinders’ style with ‘Something Wicked This Way Comes’, as if the echoes of the thumping tom toms of ‘Brutus’ bled down the corridors and followed them through streets and halls into the new studio.  

Their producer this time is Rob Ellis and he has not tried to change much about the band’s sound; it is still like a battering ram, but he has added to their sonic palette with backing vocals, interesting reverbs and sound effects, and the welcome addition of multiple guitars.  This is not an album that can be reproduced live without recruiting players.  Right from this first track there is a theme that runs through the album: one of taking from literature and repackaging in rock.  The lyrics and song titles seem familiar because they are already out there, with the opening track you have Shakespeare or Ray Bradbury, depending on your taste in books.

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‘Forty Days and Forty Nights’ follows, well known from the 2019 tour, it sounds just as powerful as it did on stage.  Again the title has religious connotations with connections to both Jesus and the great flood. 

‘Lunatic With A Loaded Gun’ is a marvel as it shifts and moves in surprising directions with the chorus practically bursting from a semi-spoken introductory verse, with a wonderfully simple semitone interval F to E.  For me, this track is where The Blinders show they have improved their song-writing craft.

When ‘Circle Song’ was released as an early single in February, it appeared to be the grand shift in the band’s sound, as they incorporate more than their usual three instruments by adding a piano and stunning backing vocals, however, like ‘Orbit’ it is a brief interruption to normal services.  The song’s fine melody seems to show their skills have improved by great leaps, until you realise that it is scarily close in parts to the melodic structure of ‘Shine On You Crazy Diamond’ with the chord progression of F#m to F to A to D – but where they then go to the well used major to minor trick, Floyd take it further in a different direction altogether.  Once you hear that similarity it is difficult to shake off and even Thomas’ second lead guitar break feels like it is going to morph into a Gilmour riff, but never actually does (the first lead break is sublime though, conjuring up memories of Chris Isaak’s ‘Wicked Game’).  

The lyric somewhat clumsily tips its hat in the direction of the band’s heroes being a constant force of inspiration, like Bowie “Who’d know about the Norfolk Broads” (as if before ‘Life On Mars?’ no one had heard of the national park); as well as George Harrison “How I wish to find my own Sweet Lord”; Edward Bulwer-Lytton “The pen is the sword”; Icarus “Perhaps I flew too close to the light”.  There is a tendency for rhyme to force the narrative of the song, which can be restrictive and may be how Bowie’s Norfolk Broads found its way into the song following the previous lines’ rhymes: Accord, sword, Broads, Lord, abroad… then later: words, birds, unheard.  It is a shame because in other places on the record Thomas will come out with something beautifully simple like “I’m quiet because I don’t like to waste words” and again earlier on the album he states: “recently I have fallen into a bad habit of silence” which he rhymes with violence in the previous line, but it does not sound forced there.

‘I Want Gold’ has a Doors feel with a Morrison sounding vocal over a pounding rhythm, as Thomas screams about the conquistadors looting South America and how this has never stopped even though the countries involved are different.  

‘Interlude’ is exactly that as it seems to split the album into two parts.  It differs from the other songs, featuring no guitars only a laid back jazz lounge piano part that is almost Bacharach meets Pink Floyd, but here it is juxtaposed with a sinister spoken vocal which spits out bile and frustration.  

The second half of the album begins with ‘Mule Track’, and it is heavy, I mean really heavy, with Sabbath-esque riffs tempered only by a stunning Hammond organ. 

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“Rage at the Dying of the Light” contains stunning guitar work that I wanted to hear on their debut album and this shows their arrangements are so much improved by having more than one guitar pounding away.

‘From Nothing to Abundance’ does sound a little like their own ‘L’etat C’est Moi’ – with equally outstanding lyrics, this time about the transitory nature of life; empires rise and empires will fall, inevitably.  After ‘Lunatic’, this is the best track on the album.  

The influence of Pink Floyd reappears on ‘Black Glass’ as ‘Have A Cigar’ is almost quoted: “I’m a TV star, gonna go far,” as well as one of its guitars producing a single note guitar solo sounding like Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ opening.  They are masters at creating atmosphere and the tempo changes here are inventive and a welcome change in their song arrangements.  “In This Decade” finishes the album and channels Bob Dylan unashamedly with the folk chord progression and lines like “If you need me babe”.  Along with the occasional nod to Poe’s ‘The Raven’, the band again seems to want either to wear their influences where everyone can see them, or want to appear well read and bookish.  It is certainly more entertaining listening to this album than the usual lyrical offerings from the indie or alternative genres, which at worst is just all surface.

There is a lot to admire about The Blinders’ follow-up to their 2018 debut, but part of me thinks they spent so much time on tour and not enough time really finding a new voice, that it’s hardly surprising that at times, perhaps unconsciously, music they love has heavily influenced this new set of songs. 

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There is a feeling that The Blinders are still searching for their signature sound and because they wear their influences so proudly, sometimes those influences show themselves too readily and are so intertwined with the band’s original intention that they dilute it somehow.  I did feel almost too often throughout listening to the record, that something they were doing sounded like something somebody else had already done.

I suppose there is no real issue with emulating your heroes, but I have to ask, what makes those heroes so good?  I would argue that they were either pioneers, or they took from what went before them and added something to it.  If the artists of today take from their heroes and add nothing, then where are the heroes of the future going to come from?  I have to admit that I was hoping for more of an artistic leap on this second album, as it is not too dissimilar to their debut.  Melodically they are still using standard blues harmonic progressions, occasionally dipping into a relative minor, or the old songwriter trick of playing the major chord followed immediately by its minor inversion… not particularly adventurous.  Now I may be being harsh on the band, but if they are never questioned or forced to be more imaginative, then in another year they will have another album which follows this pattern.  Artists should be pushed to be more daring; to work harder and produce a more perfect piece of art… this record is closer without doubt.

The thing is, I can still smell the stench of the Gallagher brothers in so many songs by this generation of bands; and remember Oasis repackaged their heroes, so now we have musicians copying musicians who copied musicians (on the shoulders of the shoulders of giants indeed).  In fact, the Gallagher virus has infected alt-pop and indie music since mid-90s and it is still lurking in some of this album’s songs.  I understand that kids coming of age in the wake of Oasis’ success believe they were the best thing since The Beatles became bigger than Jesus, but I honestly hated almost everything Oasis did, so don’t quite understand the fascination.  The problem for me is that their popularity and all-consuming influence has made a whole generation of up and coming songwriters lazy, with formulaic songs and dull production.  I can hear those overused chords and cliched lyrics a mile off.

Despite any negativity you read between the lines here, don’t misinterpret my message: this album is still an incredible piece of work.  What The Blinders give you is an outpouring of emotion and feeling.  Sometimes their sword is mightier than their pen but sometimes that is necessary.  There are too many cerebral bands making clever noises when sometimes you actually need a sledgehammer to really nail it.  There is still a rawness and an edge to their music and that makes it very listenable indeed.

‘Fantasies of a Stay At Home Psychopath’ is a fine album, like a Blinders juggernaut lumbering as well as powering down the highway, with a few stops when they go off at a tangent into a musical cul-de-sac.  The fact is though that the dead end streets they have visited on this album are much more interesting than the path they have worn for themselves.  I was under the impression, the album as a whole was a change of direction, but it isn’t really.  But saying that, they are still moving forward and improving every time they write.  So is it a step up from their debut?  Well like 2020, it is a case of a few steps forward and a couple of steps back.

Words: Alan Neilson 
(artwork/photography by Sam Crowston).

‘Fantasies of a Stay At Home Psychopath’ – digital / vinyl – released 17th July2020 https://theblindersofficial.com/ (Modern Sky)

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‘GENETIC CABARET’ BY ASYLUMS

Asylums release their third album on Cool Thing Records, 17th July 2020…

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‘Genetic Cabaret’, the coming of rage lucky-number album release from Asylums, swaggers open with intent. ‘Catalogue Kids’ is the sound of a blockbuster movie’s rock’n’roll band arriving on a stage – with pyrotechnics.

As a body of (smart and hard) work, it jump starts an adventure that doesn’t run out of sparks.

Asylums display the confidence to tug heart strings with the striking melodies and harmonised licks of ‘Platitudes’ weaving like bumblebee flight in and out of car-chase rhythmic bang bang bursts. While noting, relevantly; “Is this the loneliest place in the world? / There’s a plague going around.” 

Get ready for these songs to live in both your head and in your stomach’s butterflies. Complexity executed to the simplicity of catchy songs that reveal woven layers with each listen.

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Asylums are musicians herding-kittens of sound into a bonded rock band experiment. Lyrically reflecting serious times in a seriously enjoyable way. Immersed in audiovisual concepts and exhibitive collaboration, this is punk as creative purity.

‘Genetic Cabaret’ elevates their spacepunk distort to a wider vision of appealing, classic proportions.

By ‘A Perfect Life In A Perfect World’ it’s obvious this might be the band’s most sprawlingly ambitious album to date. It wouldn’t be out of place in either a sweaty grassroots music bar or an arena.

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Each (relateably titled) track is a ponderous facet of a musical diamond that balances the rough with the polished, as per the epic ‘A Town Full Of Boarded Up Windows’. It conjures up bleak urban visions; but also a sea of raised arms, euphorically swaying in time – and works just as well in isolation.

At the end of 2019 Asylums were in Chicago making this album with Steve Albini at the iconic Electrical Audio Studios. It is even more a reflection of 2020 than anybody could have imagined.

‘Clean Money’ sounds divinely dirty as menacing heavy riffs bolster a heartfelt, gorgeous melody hinged with subliminal tones of disillusioned drama. My only criticism is that these supersized songs make me scream inside to get outside and shout along.

If you’re hanging on like a cockroach in a storm / Watching dirty people clean money’ then Asylums are the band for you. For now, if I want to go out, I’ll go out of my mind slightly, jumping around joyously to grand music.

We’re talking heroic street preaching by the next song; ‘Who Writes Tomorrow’s Headlines?’ a hardpop poem with sustained guitar waves and building dynamics, clawing their way to another heart hooking TUNE (that empathetically appears to know what’s going on in our alternately raging, weeping and cackling heads)

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Head banging psychedelic disco? ‘The Distance Between’ is guitar-pistolled, bass-bullets drum rage emitting deeply menaced vibrations from whatever “the new normality” is meant to be.

…leading perfectly, like a Broadway musical, into ‘The Miracle Age’, delicate articulation that (I kid you not) would work in a theatre as a lights down, spotlit big number. It’s a tempo intermission of moonlit lullaby pulling back velvet curtains to crescendo.

With this entire LP, multiple song variations are happening simultaneously without sounding disconnected from the central harmony. It’s not a cacophony of ideas for the kitchen sink’s sake. Rather a series of select schemes used with discretion.

Every tune is a degree of emotion, a tangent of what comes from being a tight knit collective who are coming into their own, organically, on their own unique terms. 

Adrenaline Culture’ is a major interplanetary Asylums-seeking blast. It is a strong thread to their first two albums in style, with flickering light bulb rhythms, songbird-on-acid guitar howls and soaring, scoring roaring anthem singing out, knowingly; “Liberty is something you’re not supposed to see”.

The car chase jump and shout along of ‘Yuppie Germs’ rockabilly-rap rushes cutting shape moves like a mad scientists rebellion, frantically running hip gentrification zombies out of town.

‘Genetic Cabaret’ is a speakeasy’s theme that arrives regally with gravity. It marches and tangoes in turn. The song pleads urgency in tone, over driving, chimed psychedelics. Fittingly, it is the title track of a multi mood bombardment of seat-belt worthy moments that dip into dark dystopian corners but rise like we all have to, above above it all. To shine.

Haunting and empathetic. ‘Dull Days’ eases us back into lockdown life with gentle beauty. Maybe this is global life for the next few years for all we know? This song and this album will come to mean more, whatever happens next.

Our current age of overwhelming upheaval demands higher calibre escapist stimulation. With no gigs to communicate them live, songs have to stand up on their own merit. 2020 is already gifting the best 21st century musical decade for for up coming brilliance and future heritage hope.

Asylums are in that vanguard with this exemplary release. A heavyweight collection of audio flexing, it’s a compassionate addition to the personal tales of any music lover whose skin ‘Genetic Cabaret’ gets under. 

Composition, performance, production and stratospheric layers of sound take the “AsylumsRock” genre next level with an opulence of psychophonic ideas. No wide ranging vocals were harmed during the making of this multi storey song park. 

The kids don’t seem alright, but Asylums do. Enjoy. Then enjoy again… A cathartic dozen tune ride.

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Words: Caffy St Luce

When This Is Over...

“HOPE IS BUT TWO METERS AWAY, ONE DAY SOON THE BANDS WILL PLAY” A spartacus tinted summery anthem from The Velvet Hands for Music Venue Trust.

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Fact. This is gonna be so many of us after lockdown: “Walk down the street with a big fat grin, new shoes on my feet and I’ve had a trim…” 

Fuct. We have a long way to go to grinning.

We’ll get there. Britain is a nation with community boozing at heart (see TV). Although we’ve been divided then locked down. One day again, we will be reunited and rocked out. Until then, stay safe because we are not being looked after by those in charge of the nation, any more than the positive, socially inclusive gig spaces are.

“ALL OUR MUSIC VENUES ARE DYING COS OUR GOVERNMENT ARE TOTAL LEGENDS AND DON’T GIVE A FOOK ABOUT THEM. no worries tho because we’ve made a charity single over at VH HQ that’s going to save the world/all our indie venues. all we need you to do is share it with all your mates, all your enemies, your mother’s lover’s brother, your nan, her dog, your cousin…” (The Velvet Hands)

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‘When This Is Over’, is an uplifting earworm that already sounds like one of the most hopeful and bright-as-it’s-art things about the darker ages, or “2020” as it’s more commonly known.

The Velvet Hands know how to mainline a musical pulse. The tongue in cheek ‘down the pub’ chant of ‘When This Is Over’ doesn’t distract from a summery guitar-pop earworm (produced by John Logan and Jam X) to soundtrack your pub safari. A tune, that also works perfectly for our DIY home and shed boozer super Saturday safaris!

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The band themselves are a golden thread in TheZineUK tales tapestry – like grandchildren of The Rolling Stones if they had shagged the Cavern-era Beatles. 21st Century originals, Velvet Hands emit energetic, alternative rock music that really rolls. 

They cause absolute scenes playing the rising star tour circuit that #SaveOurVenues and #LetTheMusicPlay is about. When This Is Over, you can get this feeling for yourself.

Single taken from The Velvet Hands sophomore album scheduled for early 2020 release.

Please help fund those Grassroots Music Venues. The band have the last word:

“we’ve spent more years in sweaty venues than we’d care to admit, together we can save them. you can donate here

Fullest VH updates and info :  https://facebook.com/thevelvethands/

Words": Caffy St Luce

CONOR MOLLOY – HIDING A STORM

Conor Molloy is a composer and performer of smart, chirpy tunes with dark lyrics.

His influences include Bob Dylan, The Arctic Monkeys and The Libertines. Conor’s already played some impressive gigs and has just released his new single, ‘Hiding A Storm’Kelly Munro grabbed an interview.

How long have you been making music?

“I’ve been writing songs since the age of nine (so my mother tells me). I’ve been singing them with my guitar since about age twelve (sometimes raucously!). I’ve been performing in front of whomever will listen since about the age of eighteen and pursuing music in a more professional capacity since late 2016.” 

What’s been some of your highlights so far on your musical journey?

“Supporting Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott on tour around the UK in November 2018. I played my songs, accompanied by talented band members, to crowds of 2500+ at the Empress Ballroom in Blackpool and Sheffield City Hall. The final gig was at a sold-out Royal Albert Hall (capacity 5000+). Other highlights have been making it onto the Spotify ‘Hot New Bands’ Playlist in 2019 and recording an EP with a very talented producer in South Africa.”

Your single is called ‘Hiding A Storm’. If you were caught in a storm which three things would you try to save?

Hmmm, good question… I’d probably try and save my guitar (cliché, I know), my family and partner (hmm… they should have come before the guitar…) and my sanity. 

Tell us more about the single. Is there a meaning behind the song or a story attached to it?

Listen to Hiding a Storm on Spotify. Conor Molloy · Song · 2020.

“The song is about a stranger recognising the signs in someone that they have been going through a difficult period (hiding a storm) and reassuring them that they will make it out the other side. The stranger recognises these signs, even though they are not noticeable to everyone, because they have been through something similar themselves.”

What albums do you never get tired of listening to?Bob Dylan – Blood on the TracksBlonde on Blonde, Cat Stevens – Tea for the Tillerman, Kirsty Maccoll – Kite, Badly Drawn Boy- The Hour of Bewilderbeast 

What can we expect from you this year? More new music, some live gigs (when appropriate) and some self-production… watch this space. 

Words: Kelly Munro